Hello? I am Mike. I like stuff.
I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.
(via pre-post-mortem)
id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again
real fucking talk
(via lilnintendoswitch)
Hello yes I’d like to order some rough sex and sensual adorable cuddling on the side thank you yes I can hold
More Gems You Won’t Believe Are Naturally-Occurring
My God. How incredible is it that the Earth just makes this stuff? It’s like living in a video game— just below the surface are big, purple crystals. It’s no wonder that people think these give you meditative powers.
Source:/r/GeologyPorn
(via horriblycrazy)
- me: i'm not drunk
- me: *stands up*
- me: holy shit i'm fucking wasted
i just emailed my ict teacher with what i thought was my homework but instead i sent
ok i cant stop laughing omfg
I’M SCREAMING
No need to scream, Olivia.
No tears now Olivia
(via legalwifi)
